Other Car Forums

[Clark K.]

I have been a NCRS member for a year and I am amazed at the knowledge you guys have. This forum is very useful but did you know that there are forums for other car marques? Here are a few I have found, with their main interest:

Corvette Forum
- - - Why does my $50K C6 have a Chevy Cobalt steering wheel?

Bentley Forum
- - - I used the ashtray today. The dealer wants $800 to replace it. Can I do this myself?

Mustang forum
- - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forum
- - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Lamborghini forum
- - - I hear some wind noise around 210 MPH! Dealer tells me that this is normal!

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Honda forum
- - - Mom is giving me her old car. I want to dress it up. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Ferrari forum
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forum
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to do a dealer trade or sell the car myself?

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stinkhole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do you get pee stains out of leather?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 14 hurt, 1 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away (that's $35 in gas).

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Today I got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Merry Christmas Fiberglass-Loving Brothers & Sisters

[Rick S.]

Re: Other Car Forums

Clark,
Well, it seems that we don't have ALL the knowledge. Thanks for listing the other forums, I will try and expand my knowledge.

Merry Christmas,
Rick

[Sandra H.]

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Thanks Clark, for a great laugh today.

Have a good Christmas.
Sandy

[Brian M.]

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You want to laugh, sign on to the El Camino forum.

[Sandra H.]

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Well, maybe under a false name.

There are a couple of El Caminos around here. One as an everyday driver....an ugly red purple color.......come to think of it, a '57 Chev in my neighborhood the same ugly color.....and an old Chevelle down the street. Oh my god, this is scary. Now I think I know why people live out here in this remote area...they have such bad taste, no one will let them live anywhere else.

Remind me now and then that I'm going to paint my Corvette a lovely silver.
Please.

Sandy

[Kenneth H.]

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Clark,

Thanks for the laugh. I copied it and sent it to my brother and he got a kick out of it too.

Merry Christmas.

[Rich G.]

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Love it! Here's another:

Z06vette.com:

"Do you guys think 1235 RWHP is too much for my OEM tires?"

[Stewart A.]

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Very funny I'm glad there is still some humor in our world. It gets me by each day. Stewy

[Clark K.]

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Love it! Here's another:

Z06vette.com:

"Do you guys think 1235 RWHP is too much for my OEM tires?"

I have another one that someone sent to me outside of this forum: How do you double the value of a used Hyundai? Fill it with gas.

And, another: What is on page 42 of the Suzuki automobile manual? A bus schedule.

I'm now going to pick on Cadillac owners (I just sold my '99 STS for 9% of its original value).
Cadillac Forum
How do I get my turn signals to stop flashing?

-Clark

[Clark K.]

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Some of you may find some humor in this:

I posted the same list on the Corvette Forum (C6). I added a NCRS Forum part and it got loads of comments. Here it it:

NCRS Forum: If I fill my tires with nitrogen, will I get a deduction at the next judging meet?

Somehow, everyone on the Corvette Forum thought this comment was hilarious. -Clark

[Tom P.]

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And what did you find on Team Chevelle and Chevytalk?

On the Corvette forum you should have checked the REAL Corvette guys-------------the C1-C2 section, not the premadonna section.

[Stewart A.]

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I always find that most people who buy a new turn key car are not that interested in cars. Stewy

[Jeff A.]

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Very Funny stuff
Thanks,