A little humor here......

[Chris L.]

Do you know the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern Fairy tale? A Northern fairy tale starts out " Once upon a time ago" and
a Southern fairy tale starts out " Y'all ani't gonna believe this crap" !

[Jack H.]

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Hum, doesn't sound to me like you're conjugating your Southern properly...

When the fairy tale is told to a single child, then it's "Y'all ain't gonna...". But, if there are two or more children hearing the story, then you have to use the correct Southern plural conjugation: "All y'all ain't gonna...".

[Wayne W.]

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Hum, doesn't sound to me like you're conjugating your Southern properly...

When the fairy tale is told to a single child, then it's "Y'all ain't gonna...". But, if there are two or more children hearing the story, then you have to use the correct Southern plural conjugation: "All y'all ain't gonna...".

No Jack, the Southern plural for Y`all is Y`alls , pronunced, Y`auz or Y`auzes if possessive plural. " Are they yauzes Corvettes?"

[Rob M.]

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Do you know the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern Fairy tale? A Northern fairy tale starts out " Once upon a time ago" and
a Southern fairy tale starts out " Y'all ani't gonna believe this crap" !

I'm lost, can I get a Southern US dictonairy???

[Chuck S.]

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I'm lost, can I get a Southern US dictonairy???

Don't worry about it, Rob...I'm a Southerner, and I've never heard such "fairy tales" or "crap" in all my life. There is some old fashioned "lying" goin' on here.

Besides...It's hard to find a Southerner that still speaks the old language, even among black Southerners that had their own sub dialect. We're all being edumacated right into Yankee "homogeneity"...it's a government conspiracy.

[Jack H.]

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Sorry, must be a registered voter of a legitimate Southern State to purchase a dictionary AND they're on the DOD's list of export prohibited items associated with National Defense secrecy....

[Jean C.]

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Uncle Jack must have smuggled his copy out of Texas back in the day.
Regards,

[Jack H.]

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Immediately after initial purchase, I skimmed and committed the contents to my CIA trained short-term recall memory then burned the book to cover the evidence trail, Charlie...