Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

[Bob B.]

Whenever we men think we have problems in our lives, we need to remember it could always be worse. What if we were like this poor harmonic balancer that should have its pulley member, but doesn't! eBay 131807112576. Read the description. Sounds like one grab too many to me!

[Loren S.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

Ms. Balbricker from Porky's comes to mind.

[Chuck G.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

Hmmm.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/CHEVY-HARMONIC-BALANCER-RIVETED-PULLEY-55-57-SHALLOW-GROOVE-DEPTH-/131807112576?hash=item1eb050ed80:g:3MYAAOSwYmZXL3DI&vxp=mtr

[Joe C.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

I didn't know that harmonic balancers could be emasculated.

[Paul D.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

I don't think the word he was trying for would be appropriate in this case either!

[Chuck G.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

Was he trying to say "immaculate" ?

[Joe C.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

Was he trying to say "immaculate" ?

Maybe, like The Immaculate Conscription.

Although, I think that he watched too many old Norm Crosby comedy skits, or perhaps Mrs. Malaprop is an ancestor of his.

Chucky Babe, Chucky Babe!!

[Chuck G.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

Maybe, like The Immaculate Conscription.

Although, I think that he watched too many old Norm Crosby comedy skits, or perhaps Mrs. Malaprop is an ancestor of his.

Chucky Babe, Chucky Babe!!

Hi Joe.

[Edward B.]

Re: Pity the Man who is like the poor Harmonic Balancer in this eBay Auction!

Let us never forget the car that was touted as having a "fully circumcised transmission."