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[Don Y.]

Re: Duke...You Must Have...

There was a comedian that said he used to carry a picture of his wife in his wallet. When he was tempted to cheat on her he would take the picture out and look at it. When that stopped working he took all of his things and piled them on the lawn and took a picture of the pile. He then tore the picture in two and kept half in his wallet as a deterrent.

[Clem Z.]

Re: MEMBERSHIP

if i was not married to same mrs clem for 48 years i would be dead by now from doing more stupid stuff than she now allows me to do.

[Clem Z.]

PS i traded her car in for our first corvette

even before we were married.

[Duke W.]

Re: PS i traded her car in for our first corvette

Back in the early seventies a buddy traded his second wive's late model Malibu for a used '67 Corvette and she got his LUV truck to drive. He sold the '67 before they got divorced. He's been divorced from his third wife for a few years.

Duke

[Clem Z.]

Re: PS i traded her car in for our first corvette

when a man get a divorce he get the best lawyer he can find BUT he ain't going to be good enough. a friend is a divorce lawyer and i ask him if he ever takes the husbands case and he said why be on the loosing side.

[John D.]

Re: Duke...You got me there for sure *NM*

[Mike M.]

3rd wife sure would cut your net worth

1st wife gets 50%, your now worth half of what you were. Next wife takes 50% of your 50% your worth 25% now. Next wife takes 50% of your 25% your now worth
12 1/2% of what you started with.

[Louis T.]

[Clem Z.]

divorce

that is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.

[Brett H.]

Re: divorce

I worked with a guy who had been married (and divorced) several times. He said that NOW he doesn't ask them to marry him anymore. He just asks them if they'd like a new house?