Today, My Girlfriend Told Me..........

[Mike M.]

Re: You guys are terrible, talking about your.....

wayne: i like your approach. my sweetsie and i tied the knot(gallows type?) 40+ years ago. only time a vette got me in trouble with her was about 20 years ago. i bought a 396 coupe, brought it home and put it in one of the garages she infrequents. "forgot" to tell her i spent the 10K. couple months later, she found the "new" vette. next day the swimming pool guys showed up with a backhoe. pool, when finished, cost me 2X the 396. never repeated that mistake again. she's still puttin up with me too. mike

[Gary Bishop]

Re: You guys are terrible, talking about your.....

But it is a nice pool. Is there a story re the "chicken"?

[Wayne K.]

Ray, it means your wife is tired of you or........

she's expecting a visitor.

[Wayne K.]

Mike, I hope she lets you enjoy the pool too. *NM*

[Michael H.]

Had A Discussion......

Well, this AM, we had a long discussion, got it all worked out. Everything's fine now. She's a logical person so I knew she'd see things my way.

She's going to move back to her mothers house. Anyone know how to operate a toaster oven?

[Mike E.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

I think you have to use a dwell meter to operate it.

[Dick W.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

Do a search on Google. Maybe you can find instructions. Same place for the washer and dryer

[Michael H.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

I'll save all that real complicated stuff for another day. Can't learn everything all at the same time. I'm already a master chef with the microwave tho.

[William O.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

Two minutes on high for a toasted cheese!

[Donald O.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

is it a matching number?

[Rick C.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

Toaster Ovwen? Microwave? Who needs 'em? i.e. A medium sized baked potato in aluminum foil on a cast iron intake with an 870 block @ 2000 rpm with ambient temp of 75 degrees = 1 hr 15 mins. It takes longer & is less efficient, but it's more fun. Caution: cooking times may vary dependent upon many factors!

[Myron Sleeva]

Re: Had A Discussion......

This group will appreciate this bit of humor:

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be
something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds
flat...or you are dead meat!"

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package
in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a
brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

[Mike M.]

Re: Had A Discussion......

that's a good one. mike